Ronald McDonald has killed more people than any other clown.
In all the movies, Santa never goes next door. He just gets in his sleigh and fucks off like 20 miles west.
There actually is a correct answer to whether a (non-metaphorical) glass is half full or half empty depending on whether you filled the glass or emptied it in order to reach the halfway point.
Watching porn is just watching people do their job.
paladin-official asked:
what is the coolest rock you have?
what is the coolest rock you have?
probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are
what the fuck
how could you waste a egg
a what
this is triggering
when a friend does something nice for you for no reason
That famous quote about how “great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, and small minds discuss people” is discussing people.
